my favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day and then consuming 2000 calories in a 30 minute period 

(Source: allmymetaphors, via detention)

  • me: im happy
  • *thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
  • me: im sad

im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button

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